The very good reason for priority number 2

From a post of late:

My priorities are to 1.) keep puke and pee off the hard floors so no one slips on it or tries to eat it (dog, cat or baby) or roll through it; 2.) keep puke and pee from getting ground into the carpet; and 3.) wipe the babies face and hands every once in awhile.

Yesterday, I discovered ants marching through our bedroom. They were all clumped together in two dime-sized piles. Hmm. Turns out, the ants were attracted to two little spots of baby spit-up that I had missed. The only idea I had was to vacuum up the line of ants.

For the next hour, I felt like ants were crawling on my scalp. Ugh.