Sunday, October 08, 2006

Why didn't anyone tell me ...

... that when pregnant:

  • I'd get at least a quarter of my exercise running to and from the bathroom because my son is now doing a headstand on my bladder.

  • I'd get at least another quarter of my exercise pulling up my pants because my waist and my hips are the same width.

  • It would feel better to exercise than not.

  • My entire pelvis would be so sore some days that it would feel like I'd been riding a horse all day long.

  • My belly would feel bruised from the baby kicking me.

  • I would spend at least an hour total each day just watching my belly move.


And can someone please reassure me that my esophagus is NOT going to burst into flames one of these days?

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